You will be tied up in the middle of the room, standing up. I will inspect your fridge, choose a random shelf and throw at you every food I can find on that shelf.
I am hosting a party tonight. You will kneel at the entry. Your hands will be bound behind you and you will be blindfolded. Each guest will introduce themselves to you when they arrive. You must memorize the sound of their voice. Through the evening they will come say hello to you. If you reply to them with the wrong name you must satisfy them orally.
I will take care of you like a mommy.
