Slave HurtMePlenty

Vanilla ice cream is alright, I guess...

If that's all you've got on a hot summer day...

But have you ever tasted chocolate/habanero ice cream?

The cool sweet flavour, on a hot summer day...

And then, that burning pain, that searing heat, it makes you sweat...

And the only relief available is another bite of that cold, creamy, delicious chocolate/habenero ice cream...

So soothing, so cooling, just a brief moment of sweet relief...

And then that burning pain returns with a vengeance, even hotter than it was before...

Bet you wish you'd bought that boring vanilla ice cream now, eh boy?

But you'll finish every last bite of that spicy torture, chasing that brief, cool, sweet respite until it's all gone... then you'll suffer the consequences of your life's choices.

And when you come back tomorrow and you have to choose between boring vanilla or painful chocolate... you know you won't learn your lesson. You know you'll do it again. You can't help it. Can you?

I could be so useful for you.

Cooking your meals.

Washing you dishes. 

Doing your laundry. 

Cleaning your house.

And I'd kneel before you and thank you for letting me do those things for you.

Please put a collar on me and take me home with you mistress?

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Really lay into me.

Geez, I just want to find a nice girl who will tie me up, slap me in the face, punch me in the stomach and then hold me and whisper in my ear that I'm a good boy and she's so proud of me... is that asking too much?