Looking for a mistress to own my pathetic clout ass
Banana
Bathtub
Belt
Books
Burning sensation (Tabasco, chillies, Tiger balm...)
Car
Chair
Cheese
Chopstick
Computer chair
Deck of cards
Dice
Forest nearby
Freezer
Fridge
Handcuffs
Ice cubes
Kitchen
Rubbing alcohol
Ruler
Salt
Scale
Shaver
Tennis ball
Toilet paper roll
Trash bags